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I pretend to see movies so you don't have to:
o Brokeback Mountain: I may be a bigot for not seeing it, but it's a small price to pay to miss two hours of excruciating boredom.
o Syriana: If Stephen Gaghan and Michael Moore ever took a bath together, the result should look like the egg drop soup I just stopped eating.
o King Kong: When I saw the original King Kong, my first thought wasn't, "God, I wish it was an hour and a half longer."
o The Family Stone: I wouldn't watch it with your eyes.
o Match Point: Woody Allen is back! To making another shitty movie.
o Rumor Has It ...this blows.
o The Ringer: Retarded!
o Cheaper By The Dozen II: It'll be even cheaper to miss it on Showtime next year.
o Memiors of A Geisha: You don't need two-plus hours to answer the question "do geishas put out?"
- Brian Moore
o Brokeback Mountain: I may be a bigot for not seeing it, but it's a small price to pay to miss two hours of excruciating boredom.
o Syriana: If Stephen Gaghan and Michael Moore ever took a bath together, the result should look like the egg drop soup I just stopped eating.
o King Kong: When I saw the original King Kong, my first thought wasn't, "God, I wish it was an hour and a half longer."
o The Family Stone: I wouldn't watch it with your eyes.
o Match Point: Woody Allen is back! To making another shitty movie.
o Rumor Has It ...this blows.
o The Ringer: Retarded!
o Cheaper By The Dozen II: It'll be even cheaper to miss it on Showtime next year.
o Memiors of A Geisha: You don't need two-plus hours to answer the question "do geishas put out?"
- Brian Moore
posted by Brian Moore at 12:06 PM
2 Comments:
How many Oscars do you think "Dukes of Hazzard" will get? I think about 11 or 15. It may go straight from DVD to CMT. But I heard "Walk the Line" was better.
I look for "Dukes" to do about as well as Peter Jackson will in the "Best Short Film" category.
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