Bri-ku

Miranda

If cops beat punks with
War and Peace, not the phone book
Would no one complain?

Nature

Trees are majesty
Birds set many aflutter
Bores my dad shitless

Chaz

I have a friend who
Makes Wilt Chamberlain look gay
Where does that leave me?

Constitutional Flaw

I took a huge dump
This morning, the day's highlight
It's fine, it's Tuesday

Aristophanes

If frogs had wings, then
Every scientist would
Freak out and get drunk

- Brian Moore